Ahem....mi mi mi mi...Come on everyone -- sing along!!!!!!
It's time for Para-med-iacs
We see lots of
heart attacks
If you dial 9-1-1
You'll be in
for lots of fun
We're Para-med-iacs!
Meet plain ol' Roy DeSoto
And his partner Johnny Gage
They sit around at 51
Until they get a page
They jump into their squad car
And hurry to the
spot
With safety ropes, IVs and stokes
And now you know the
plot!
We're Para-med-iacs
Marco, Chet, Stoker and Cap
Not a single one's a slouch
Henry sits upon the
couch
We're Para-medi-acs!
Meet our favorite RN, Dixie
She's a really sexy nurse
Joe Early's a great doctor
Though his hair looks
like it's cursed
Brackett's got his sideburns
He's making lots of bucks
And Morton's skills are
bueno
Though his bedside manner sucks
We're Para-med-iacs
We eat hot dogs and Big Macs
So you'd better treat us nice
Or next time we'll
send you Brice
We're Para-medi-
Always
steady
"Pulse is thready"
Para-med-iacs--those are the facts!