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THE TOP TEN REJECTED ACTION FIGURE IDEAS

a Gargoyles top ten list by Jeff Morris

10) "Three Faces of Coldstone"

9) Couch Potato Hudson (with "Channel-Surfing Action!")

8) Wonderbra Demona

7) Mommy-to-be Fox

6) Magic Forearm Owen ("Owen dips his arm in the Magic Bath...and it turns to STONE!")

5) PMS Elisa

4) Anatomically-Accurate Goliath

3) Body-Piercin' Brooklyn

2) Growing Up Angela

AND THE NUMBER ONE REJECTED ACTION FIGURE IDEA...

1) Scratch-N-Sniff Bronx!