This is an amateur, non-commercial story, which is not produced, approved of, or in any way sponsored by the holders of the trademarks/copyrights from which this work is derived, nor is it intended to infringe on the rights of these holders. And so it goes.
10) "Three Faces of Coldstone"
9) Couch Potato Hudson (with "Channel-Surfing Action!")
8) Wonderbra Demona
7) Mommy-to-be Fox
6) Magic Forearm Owen ("Owen dips his arm in the Magic Bath...and it turns to STONE!")
5) PMS Elisa
4) Anatomically-Accurate Goliath
3) Body-Piercin' Brooklyn
2) Growing Up Angela
AND THE NUMBER ONE REJECTED ACTION FIGURE IDEA...
1) Scratch-N-Sniff Bronx!