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At Keiichi Morisato's You may like what you see The shrine grounds are so peaceful And they're kept up nice and neat But amid the household clutter Lurk three threats to mind and teeth They're the little mini-goddesses that look so sweet Yes the little mini-goddesses Kawaii mini-goddesses Little mini-goddesses that look so sweet
	Now Skuld is an inventor She makes gadgets by the score And they clack and whirl and spin and swirl About the shrine's wood floor And if they keep you up at night Just smash them 'gainst the door She's the little mini-goddess who will just make more
Now Urd, she likes her sake She drinks it every day It makes her high and belch and sigh It's rude, but what the hey For you see when Urd is sober She calls lightning from the sky She's the little mini goddess who will make you fry
	And then there's sweet Belldandy So cute she makes you sick She's so perky and so chipper You could smack her with a stick And when she grants you wishes There is nothing you can do She's the little mini-goddess who will stick like glue
So when you visit Morisato's A good time is in store The tea and cakes keep coming Till you can't eat any more But watch out for Belldandy and her sisters--mark this well If you see the mini-goddesses, then run like hell!