This is an amateur, non-commercial story, which is not produced, approved of, or in any way sponsored by the holders of the trademarks/copyrights from which this work is derived, nor is it intended to infringe on the rights of these holders. And so it goes.
If you're blue
And you don't know which side to go to
Why don't you go where darkness sits
Puttin' on the Sith
Come let's mix
Where all the Dark Lords
Rule their armies
With lightsabers in their mitts
Puttin' on the Sith
Have you seen the Count Dooku
Wiping out Planet Naboo
Hanging Gungan out to dry
Making Jar-Jar scream and die
Big ships and arcane powers
Clone troops and acid showers
Committing every crime
For their man Palpatine
So if you're blue
And you don't know which side to go to
Why don't you go where darkness sits
Puttin' on the Sith